The Job Call

Today on Royce's Reality

11.30am : ~ Phone Rings

(When I was younger I would say, When I Grow up, I wanna be a star, I wanna be famous, I wanna....) [PussyCatDolls - When I grow Up] My Fav Song now. - Thanks Winson.

Royce: "*croaks* hello,...."

Phone: " hello, Is this Royce?"

Royce: "(no ah! dun disturb me, I wanna sleep!) ...Yes."

Phone: " Ah, this is Krysta from Demoplus ,you were referred to me by Alison. So Royce have you any work experience?"

Royce: "Yeah ,I know what Demoplus is, I worked at a similar company back where I come from."

Phone :" Oh, where are you from? if you don't mind me asking ."

Royce: "er....(Should I tell them? Will they think Malaysians live on trees and speak bad english and have an all round loser profile?) I'm from Malaysia."

Phone: "Oh."

Royce: (What does that mean? Was that an - Oh,I see? or an - Oh My Gawd ,I'm speaking to an Orangutan?)

Phone :" so what are you currently doing? and where do you live?"

Royce : " I study Advertising at RMIT, and I live in the city."

Phone: "Ahh! Great great. Ok Royce please come to the office in Box Hill on Wednesday. Write this down please. It's number 34-36, *Eulingwithe (didn't hear properly) Parade in Box Hill."

Royce : Writes on a note pad, "Erm, How do you spell that?"

Phone: "E...Double L...(repeats)L..I..N.G..Worth"

Royce: writes -[ E..(Doubleliew?) W..L..I..(and G?) ..G..With] = Ewligwith Parade

Phone:" alrite see you there, please bring your Tax File number,Superannuation and Bank Account Details. Bye."

Royce :"Alrite Bye" looks at notebook (Ok, that's Ewligwith Parade? Boxhill. Bring your Tax File Number,Superannuation and Bank Details...........



WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
Why the spelling so weird one? Tax File Number? Do I already have one? I remember applying for a work permit but did it come together? What's super annuation? Super annual ang pau? Super Discount voucher? Superman? Haiya! Pharqatortoise!)

*Goes back to sleep anyway*

Later found out on the website = Ewligwith Parade doesn't exist (wouldn't ya know it?)

It's actually Ellingworth parade.Ellingworth= Ewligwith>Only Royce can get such info.

I make the mistakes, you learn from it.