Conversation with Mama Mia

My mom is trying to be very hip and cool nowadays. Using Msn and all, keep disturbing m on MSN.
This is how it went :
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LAYCHI wants your attention!

Roycexegesis
hi

LAYCHI
Are you on and alive?
Just came back from a neighbour's house, watching a Christian DVD

Roycexegesis
8:04
i feel barely alive
lecturer scolded me
because I couldnt meet his deadline
I didnt sleep whole night last night
trying to rush

LAYCHI
8:05
I know it is tough to want to go through this final lap. However remember not to give up. After all you have only a short month or so to call yourself a n honors Degree Graduate. Keep with it.

Roycexegesis
8:05
haih, this course is such a regretful one
I know I learnt a lot
but I am so frustrated with the expected outcome
15000 word thesis
its like. such a stupid thing

LAYCHI
8:06
No pain, No gain, they say.

Roycexegesis
8:06
they should make it by monthly checkup

LAYCHI
8:07
Try to see the good side of it.
Like you are the cream of the crops.

Roycexegesis
8:07
the cream is going to spoil
rotting away
Chau liau
anyway, I stil have to write

LAYCHI
8:08
The Lord helped you to fulfill another year for a PR status
When are you going to come back to malaysia?
Try to either join us to Guangzhou or do not come back during 8th jan to 13th jan.
However you can be with ah ma then

Roycexegesis
8:12
so that's the period that you're going to guang zhou?

LAYCHI
8:13
yes i already email you. it is actually 14 Tan members to celebrate aunt Siew Eng's 60th birthday there

Roycexegesis
8:15
omg, too many old ppl
lol
but will my trip be paid for?
or do I have to pay myself>?
It would be useful as I know a bit of Mandarin, so i can at least be ur translator

LAYCHI
8:17
Rose, Sylvie, Tony also going along. Flight and hotel will be paid for. others on your own

Roycexegesis
8:17
Sylvie and Tony isnt even preteen
probably have to babysit somemore!
omg
will the trip be expensive?

LAYCHI
8:18
Our flight is bought at early promotion rate. Maybe you should go and visit Shanghai instead (wah such unkind things)

Roycexegesis
8:18
Yeah tat sounds like a better option

LAYCHI
8:19
Adeline has a place you can bunk in - she is staying with the English/scot condo in Shanghai
They are getting married in Tropicana in July 2010

Roycexegesis
8:20
wow
ok cool

LAYCHI
8:20
The advertsing world is really quite advance and lucrative.

Roycexegesis
8:20
u said the pui yee oso?
but shes my age

LAYCHI
8:20
yes, to her old flame -met in her hotel job

Roycexegesis
8:21
ha? she had a job?
so weird though
I think she's too young to marry

LAYCHI
8:21
May God bless her. I will not attend Pui Yee's wedding as Rose will be in SPM

Roycexegesis
8:22
YUCk! ahahah such a poor reason
sorry, i cant attend ur wedding as my daughter is going for exam
which although does not involve me studying for her, is still going to take up every day

LAYCHI
I know. But i am not her close aunty. Ah ma n pa going only

Roycexegesis
8:22
oh yeah
so wweird, she had this skin problem , and had the naughty brother
than , suddenly she's getting married
oh well, Ah ma said her boyfren is ugly
ahahaa

LAYCHI
8:23
I guess they will have to go through their own times n way
Rose said she is lucky she can find her husband as her voice is very high pitch n  annoying

Roycexegesis
8:25
I agree with Rose.
and I guess, she's just going to be a housewife
so nothing great about it

LAYCHI
Back to Shanghai- please email to adeline and check when you can visit
She will be b ack here to do training for aunt Saw Bee in Nov
Also get pa to fix you to meet some corporate contacts there

Roycexegesis
but I only have a window of until March, where I Have to apply for PR, otherwise get kicked out of Australia

LAYCHI
I meant just a trip to open your eyes to China
God knows that advertising can be done round the world but from a fix place of your own
large insane ovaries

Roycexegesis
yeah, but I will need a job at an agency as well. and usually the clients are local as well. unless i'm already working for a high end international brand

LAYCHI
by way the last phrase is your insecure sis

Roycexegesis
yuck. what is that? siau liau

LAYCHI
she is bored and studies when she can
now raining and waiting to go gym
God knows what He has in store for us

Roycexegesis
8:32
at the gym?

LAYCHI
8:33
Believe and Conceive that he has given you talents according to your ability

Roycexegesis
8:33
what ? with exercise?

LAYCHI
8:33
So go out and be a blessing in the industry He wants you in and open the doors for you. Amen
Just do your best in the last project essay n then only go next step

Roycexegesis
8:35
oh ur praying
cheh

LAYCHI
8:39
Prayer can move mountains and has
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Haiyooo, this Mother-Son convo is sooo fail.