Ashton Kutcher told me to be sexy - Teen Choice Awards 2013 acceptance speech

Screenstar Ashton Kutcher, practical joker host of MTV Punk'D, reveals his real name is actually 'Chris' and Ashton is really his middle name.
He accepted a Teen Choice award but surprised the audience with his unconventional speech.
With the poise of a public orator, Ashton got 'real' and talked about things a teenager really needs to know.

It feels like Ashton is finally done with the cougar hunger games and is moving on strong.
I love the simplicity and arrangement of his points.
1. Opportunity
2. Be Sexy
3. Living Life

Taggard

Gigglebytes = understanding the dumb Ms Teen USA

Tagged by Sammie (Majestra Ollie Junior)

Real name:
Royce = Old English for "Son of a King"
Nickname:
Black Doraemon, Black Rose, Rice, Vagina, Pet pet, Roycie
Married:
to my fantasy world
Male/Female:
the most difficult question on this list.
High school:
we really should all get High in school.
College:
The One Academy of Communication Design *never graduated! YAY!*
Short or long hair:
Pubic head
Are u a health freak:
Do we have to be freakishly healthy? how does that happen?
Height:
Need more. STAT!
Do u have a crush on someone?:
Doesn't Royce always?
Do u like yourself:
I saw Narcissus in the mirror
Piercings:
Its healed
Righty of lefty:
Are we talking bout baseball? cuz I'm a sports idiot
First....Surgery:
I've never had. If I did, it would involve plastic
Person u see in the morning:
random housemate
Award:
I have three important ones. First Place Tug-of-war, First in Class, Best Subject prize for Physical Education. ( I'm like So serious dude!)
Sport u join:
Clubbing
Pet:
Hate. too much shit all over the place. Petpet
Vacation:
Needed
Concert:
I'll have one when we karaoke together.
First crush:
A family member *gasps*
Currently...Eating:
Of course I am! just put "Always...Eating"
Drinking:
includes vodka, gin, Malibu,Baileys,Rum,cocktails and milk.
Want kids: screw kids! I want their chocolates and youth, plus their share of love received!
Want to get married:
Marriage is for the jealous types who bind their lovers with oaths cuz they have trust issues.
Careers in mind:
Educator, immortal or God. Witch or mermaid are considered too.
Which is better?Lips or eyes?:
I have a great set of both.
Hugs or kisses:
hug a Vagina
Shorter or taller?:
shorter vaginas
Romantic or spontaneous:
"Spontaneous vagina
Sensitive or loud:
loud vagina
Troublemaker or hesitant?:
Troublemade. mischief managed.
Have u ever....Kissed a stranger?:
Madonna : beautiful Stranger
Drank bubbles: yeap - in champagne
lost glasses/contacts:
omg, is that chu mom!
Ran away frm home:
my piss could reach further than where I ran to
liked someone younger:
AHAHAH, I'm practically a paedophile!
liked someone older:
SICK! old = wrinkly folded skin and saggy ass ancient one/!
Broke someone's heart:
It wasn't made of glass.
Been arrested:
Just bribe la! Stupad!
Cried when someone died:
Yes! the funeral food that was served was soo disappointing!
Do u believe in...Yourself?:
Duh! haven't you heard of the phrase, In God We Trust.
Miracles:
Roycicles! hello! What else happens around me?
Heaven:
is boring! imagine having to smile FOREVER!
Santa Claus:
Is amazing cuz he's not dead from obesity yet!
Magic:
is natural to me
Angels:
are vaginaless and penisless. So un-orgasmable
Answer truthfully..Is there someone u want to be with right now?:
truthfully..Is there someone u want to be with right now?:
Do u believe in God?:
Do you believe in ME? hmm?
Tag 5 ppl:(Screw the rules!)
Christle Tan | Fiona Wu | Jeannette | Lynn Tan | Evonne Chia | Alea Amin | Vagina

Tagged Nagged

Tagged by the lady Ashlei. Since It's her first time tagging others, I'll "Bei Mean" (give face) Her

instructions to myself:
1)copy and paste the instructions from Ashe's blog...
2)Do what it tells u to do.
3)and blab about it..
4) find 5 victims...

i.n.s.t.r.u.c.t.i.o.n.s :

A. Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop. It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun.

You can do a screen capture by:

[1] Going to your desktop and pressing the Print Screen key (located on the right side of the F12 key).

[2] Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and do a Paste (CTRL + V).

[3] If you wish, you can “edit” the image, before saving it.

B. Post the picture in your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop just below it if you want. You can explain why you preferred such look or why is it full of icons. Things like that.

C. Tag five of your friends and ask them to give you a Free View of their desktop as well.

D. Add your name to this list of Free Viewers with a link pointing directly to your Desktop Free View post to promote it to succeeding participants.

ok, here's my desktop,Isn't it gorgeous?

I know it just takes your breath away. they say you can tell alot about the person from the wallpaper he/she chooses. There's a website somewhere. But I think this expresses my fluid side. The flow, the colours, the clean vibe of it. It's so sensual.

and there's a whole mess of icons there. I basically have very little time for upkeeping and arranging. I pick convenience over Cleanliness. Isn't it just such a fuckatardant when you have to click and click and click to get to a file somewhere deep inside the anus of ur computer? URGH!

Most frequent icons visited would be...:
1)Mozzila Firefox
2) Real Player
3) Sound Recorder (to listen to my own voice and singing)
4) The Start button. (Msn,Limewire,Bitlord,Skype,Photoshop,)

Tag five of your friends...oh gosh, here's the hard part...DO not hate me for tagging you ppl...hahha...,be honoured I even bother naming you on my blog. Cheesebai!

1) Any
2) one
3) who
4) actually
5)bothers
signed, sealed, delivered
by
Royce 'r' us

I'd also like to highlight the evilness of Thilo that I've linked with my blog. He is absolutely Evil! he says the rudest things and fuckatarded ideas.

I Love IT!
here's a rubiish sample from his site (ninjapirate.com)
WARNING: Offensive Content ahead, Viewer discretion is advised and Viewer's sense of humor is advised too.


I could never get away with posting this kind of stuff. you've gotta admire that daring attitude.
Don't get shot!~Royce.