Copied Rose

I love my sister's take on Swine flu. So I'm plagiarising it!

Here you go.

Even my own mother tried to spray the money changer man ,
when she was changing ringgits to Hong Kong currency.

Mom: I need more Hong Kong dollars before I fly tomorrow.
*watches the money changer count*
Me: You know mum hundreds of tourists and employees were under quarantine in a downtown Hong Kong hotel recently ? some Mexican dude travelled to Hong Kong was tested positive for the virus.
Mum : Mmhmm .. * stares into her wallet*
Me: So what if that money he is handing over to you right now is from Hong Kong , and its covered in swine flu ??
Mum: OHh , you're right !!
Me: *jokingly* You should spray him with your anti bacteria dettol spray , hahah
Mum: I should * reaches for spray which she so happens to have just bought*
Me: OMG NOO Dont ! That's harassment
Mum: fine ..*puts spray back*


knowing my mom, she would have done it.


Sisters from the same mister

Royce Head

* Royce head(8.5inch)

* 16mm acrylic eyeballs

* Nobility box for dolls,certification

Make up oder(Make-up could be a little different from the above picture.)

Royce head has been scupted compatible with Volks skin.

Royce head has been scupted compatible with SD13 Volks Body.

I always knew I would be famous. Now they've gone and made dolls in my honor.



You can buy my head now at

http://www.nobilitydoll.com/shop/step1.php?number=761

Taggard

Gigglebytes = understanding the dumb Ms Teen USA

Tagged by Sammie (Majestra Ollie Junior)

Real name:
Royce = Old English for "Son of a King"
Nickname:
Black Doraemon, Black Rose, Rice, Vagina, Pet pet, Roycie
Married:
to my fantasy world
Male/Female:
the most difficult question on this list.
High school:
we really should all get High in school.
College:
The One Academy of Communication Design *never graduated! YAY!*
Short or long hair:
Pubic head
Are u a health freak:
Do we have to be freakishly healthy? how does that happen?
Height:
Need more. STAT!
Do u have a crush on someone?:
Doesn't Royce always?
Do u like yourself:
I saw Narcissus in the mirror
Piercings:
Its healed
Righty of lefty:
Are we talking bout baseball? cuz I'm a sports idiot
First....Surgery:
I've never had. If I did, it would involve plastic
Person u see in the morning:
random housemate
Award:
I have three important ones. First Place Tug-of-war, First in Class, Best Subject prize for Physical Education. ( I'm like So serious dude!)
Sport u join:
Clubbing
Pet:
Hate. too much shit all over the place. Petpet
Vacation:
Needed
Concert:
I'll have one when we karaoke together.
First crush:
A family member *gasps*
Currently...Eating:
Of course I am! just put "Always...Eating"
Drinking:
includes vodka, gin, Malibu,Baileys,Rum,cocktails and milk.
Want kids: screw kids! I want their chocolates and youth, plus their share of love received!
Want to get married:
Marriage is for the jealous types who bind their lovers with oaths cuz they have trust issues.
Careers in mind:
Educator, immortal or God. Witch or mermaid are considered too.
Which is better?Lips or eyes?:
I have a great set of both.
Hugs or kisses:
hug a Vagina
Shorter or taller?:
shorter vaginas
Romantic or spontaneous:
"Spontaneous vagina
Sensitive or loud:
loud vagina
Troublemaker or hesitant?:
Troublemade. mischief managed.
Have u ever....Kissed a stranger?:
Madonna : beautiful Stranger
Drank bubbles: yeap - in champagne
lost glasses/contacts:
omg, is that chu mom!
Ran away frm home:
my piss could reach further than where I ran to
liked someone younger:
AHAHAH, I'm practically a paedophile!
liked someone older:
SICK! old = wrinkly folded skin and saggy ass ancient one/!
Broke someone's heart:
It wasn't made of glass.
Been arrested:
Just bribe la! Stupad!
Cried when someone died:
Yes! the funeral food that was served was soo disappointing!
Do u believe in...Yourself?:
Duh! haven't you heard of the phrase, In God We Trust.
Miracles:
Roycicles! hello! What else happens around me?
Heaven:
is boring! imagine having to smile FOREVER!
Santa Claus:
Is amazing cuz he's not dead from obesity yet!
Magic:
is natural to me
Angels:
are vaginaless and penisless. So un-orgasmable
Answer truthfully..Is there someone u want to be with right now?:
truthfully..Is there someone u want to be with right now?:
Do u believe in God?:
Do you believe in ME? hmm?
Tag 5 ppl:(Screw the rules!)
Christle Tan | Fiona Wu | Jeannette | Lynn Tan | Evonne Chia | Alea Amin | Vagina

Chameleon Posts 1

( in the style of Fiona Wu)

Phishing

Listening to: Bubbly - Colby Caillat

I went fishing three days ago after my parents abducted me to the rural lands of ,Serendah.

It was sooo fun!

I caught the most fishes!

a total of Four Bacu fishes which are a cross between Piranha and Telapia ?

I don't know what species it is, but I know that after we fried and ate it,

It was yummy! and when we looked at it one last time.

we realise this fish had dentures.

The next day was spent in One utama where I had a facial!

I know, such a vain pot am I. But I'm worth it!~

Then we watched Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium where we sat like a cat and watched innocently like idiots recently. A Children's show,if you watch, you're a Ho.

Wow. I should be a Poet! Petpetnathan aside mr Shakespeare.

Another round of Settlers...NO it's Mage Cafe now! gosh! such an annoying difference.

And why is everything rhyming. Tuck,Suck and Fuck a Duck.

Ok to keep with Fiona's style. I must end it here since her posts are short.

And Royce wrote at:

I stole this from Jasiminne - the retired hag of a blogger. (lol,kidding dear,you know I love you)

God is a psychological safety net created by man because he fears the truth:that he is utterly alone.