Sei Pokai ah!

I am so tremendously pissed right now. As most of you know I was just about to move out and I've just about transferred the lease to someone already.

The thing is the person has to go through an application check by the landlord, it took 4 days and when it was finally approved and I was all ready to go, I called the guy back and he said:

"I..uh..I.. taken a..a..anotha plaise aledy. you no call me! so I no wait."

This is the old asshole korean man whom I was going to rent to, whom I helped explain how things worked in Melbourne, and whom made me reject all other applications because of his false pretense of renting my unit!
I can't believe he would make us go through all that trouble to apply for the place and then back out at the last minute without even telling me! WTF is that?
When I asked him what do you mean you've rented a different place? Why didn't you tell me!

"No..er....no. I am no under obrigation until I uh... sign. I no sign."
Me: "But I told you that you're application was already being processed!"
(dial tone....toot toot toot toot) he hung up.

I wanted to just throw a bomb at his face! My first thought was - How am I going to get some bat shit to smear all over his door? No pigeon poop would stain better.

Then the Lady karma decided to help me by letting his bank card appear in my mail

You see, He even used my address to apply for a bank account. So I've received his Atm card. I may not be able to take money out of his account, that cheating bastard, but I'll sure as hell warn everyone else of this shitty liar!

Here's he's name and account, steal it! forge it! identity theft. go for it! Lady karma be with you!
Jeong Keun Cha, You messed with the wrong guy.

A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed?

 Whoever came up with that saying needs to clarify. I ,personally, would rather say it with a sarcastic accent on the 'indeed'

A friend in need, is a friend INDEED~ hmph.

Lately, all I'm getting is these requests from friends of what they need and their personal complaints. A whole year's worth of it in fact as 2009 was a big lump of those issues.

I know it sounds like I'm complaining as well now, but my point is that friends who come to you in 'Need' actually come to you with desires. The desire that you will show sympathy for whatever small issues they're dealing with. My theory is that those who are seriously in need are those who keep it quiet and just soldier on alone. Those are the ones that are truly suffering.

The problem with this is you'd need to be close enough for them to feel comfortable enough to share it. I know a few who are in deep suffering and I don't know how to break that unseen barrier and talk to them.

Urgh, whatever. I think from now my philosophy is simple. When they are not acting like your friends, they probably aren't. Friendship, like everything else, probably has a season for it. We'd all love to think its permanent and eternal, but it doesn't if the two parties doesn't work on it.

Hmm, takes a lot of stress off. I've been punishing myself half my life (I was a loner before that) thinking I've not tried hard enough for others, pushing aside my needs for others. When others always end up taking advantage of it. I think enough of that bullshit.

For now, I will be working on me. I won't be very contactable by phone btw and am not in the mood to reply much.

Till I'm done, good luck with your shits.

Lost Merdeka Job

booo. I lost a job that I was supposed to have done in August.

I was supposed to have designed the posters for Eve's Merdeka night. But since Lleufer's gone back to Malaysia, the job kinda went with him.

Oh well, it's just a ride , just a ride, sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down.  (Jem- Just a ride)

So I might as well share my poster layouts I had in mind and get some critiques.

Keep in mind that I was not given any info except that it has a cocktail party theme and it is for Merdeka night, meaning Malaysian motives are necessary.

My first one is called Cocktails & Bars (bars as in bars and lines)

 

It's a cascading cocktail glass tower with the Malaysian flag bars giving rhythm to the borders.

 keeping the National colours of Malaysia, Blue, Red, White and Yellow was the main palette.

Next I played with the concept of a cocktail night. An escapism in another country. Merdeka night in Australia should be about escaping back home for that few hours.

So I created this which I called Starry Nite.

 
 

With the Malaysian 14-point star studded sky, and the bars making a gateway into a night of fantasy.

Then I thought it looked a little gaudy and the information should be the main focus point. 

So I cleared the dark blue night sky to a muted gray gradient. I added the moon to hold the element together, and a vibrant cocktail with leaves because I wanted an Apple martini right there and then.

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 I really like that apple martini...

And I wanted more. So i thought of how drunk people feel. And i multiplied the glasses, and took the moon and multiplied it in a rotation. Which created an almost fireworks looking motive. It looked more like a party to me. Although not very malaysian.

 Finally I simply thought of communicating a simple idea. Come here for drinks. Since the club earns alot from the bar tab. I tried to do a typical oak-wood bar top, decked with cocktails. The logo of the club would be placed on the bar front and the words on top.

I wanted to be ambitious and vector a whole set of alcohol filled cupboards at the back of the bar table. Bottles of wine and beers refrigerated in freezers. But the job fell through.

Too bad.

Comments are much appreciated.

Beetch Fit!

I am sooo having a BF right now. A Beetch Fit!

Everything is so pissing me off! I can't believe it.

I have been slaving my life away with these projects which is fine and all as I do the best that I can.
Remember this?

Some other group/club has stolen our posters and then pasted their own in it's place! another Frickin Sucker of a pig's anus actually stuck their poster OVER ours!!!
Rawr! we already had that space first ok! OMG me and rach are so gonna throw their posters in the trash where it belongs! Rach said we're already being nice, we should just use a blade and slice off the bottom,leavin the top stub as a nice message to them.

Secondly,one of are clients is so using us lor. Exploited I tell ya! we were supposed to do only an ad campaign for them. But now we have to do their Business research, their Branding, their logo design,wedsite design, help them give out fliers apart from doing a whole campaign!

They are not even paying a single cent, plus they don't even want to pay for the photoshoot! So disgusting! We got them free models,makeup artists,photographers and even the location! they can't even pay for the costumes. Aiya Beggars wanting to be kings.

So after they abandon the idea, they want to take it from me so they can use it themselves in the future! WTF~!

Such Tulan things lor.

Lin lau bu eh Siau chibai! MSN is not even signing in! Aiya damn chat Mung now!
BYE!

Wrong Impression

To be listened to while you read~

Most people have a wrong impression of me.

On facebook, I'm currently voted 2nd most likely to skip class, with 7 out of ten votes.

Im just right under Alea the Camwhore. Seriously,

What the heck people?

The truth is:
I don't like to skip classes. I may be late for classes, I may take a longer break, But i don't like to skip a class.

I'm also thought to be naughty drinker of all alcohol.
Well people.surprise surprise~
I do not like Beer!




I do not like wine


I do not like hard Liquor



I do like cocktails and desert wine.


I like to add my name in front of words:
Roycelebrity, Roycelebrate,Roycentric, Roycecology,Roycyclopedia, Roycelestial,

You don't know me! None of you do! XXXX you! PHARQUE YOU ALL!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

oh yeah, I can also be quite dramatique and haf kiut wei off spellin tings! LOL.
Re-Think My identity!

Functions

OMG! what the hell happened! this whole post has disappeared! I seriously don't know what the Heck happened lor!

This must be some kind of punishment or Karma...

Man, this makes me Bonkers! how can a whole post disappear? for No Apparent Reason!

Furthermore,I'm sure some of you haven't read it yet! NOooooo... all my hardwork of posting...eaten by a glitch.

Blogger! You're such an ass!

Delay

Delay

I hate the world now. I can't believe it. When I got the news, I just sat down in shock for half an hour, seriously. I felt my mind grab for some shred of reality as the wide chasm swallowed my hopes.

At first, it felt like things were moving too fast to get to Australia. But now there has been a 7 month extention to wait! initially they thought that I had completed my diploma of 3 yrs here instead of the 2 yrs. So when they sent me my offer letter granting 1.5 yrs exemption, I flew to prepare everything. Now that they've discovered their mistake. It seems that I shall only have 1 years exemption but also that I'll only start next year! in Feb! 2008! When I'm a old hag!

This is not happening, not happening. I keep trying to deny it in my mind hoping some godlike miracle will happen.

I keep picturing the RMIT workers taking up my application and saying "Hey! come on let's give this guy a break, he deserves to come here now."

I imagine the next 7 months of waiting...WHAT AM I GONNA DO!???? definitely will be made to find a job... siau chee bai. Uragh---7months..7months...can make a baby liau in that time.

I imagine how i practically LIED to everyone I've met and ignorantly told them with a dumb smile on my face "Oh I'm leaving to melbourne...what?... Oh when will I be leaving? well in fact, I'll be leaving next month in July, the early part of july."

Well look at me now! I can't tell you the shame and disappointment I'm feeling. THE VERY THING I WANTED TO AVOID! I kept my leaving secret so I could avoid this kind of announcement - failure scenario. And it happens.

Maybe it won't be so bad having 7 months break...And maybe they will call and say this is just a badly planned joke. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Ok chill bill. Think carefully Royce. ok ok I can achieve other goals in this 7 months. These are the times when i am young ,So I shall work on my health. I have strength to live wild while I can. Winson is also taking 6 months break, so got some one to pui me. Shaza will be around and quite free too. Shidios can play with me when they are not dying from projects. I managed to get a load of stuff in preparations to go there. and now i have more time to prepare. (attempt to comfort self- FAIL!)

PHARQUE~ now have to explain to every single person who asks about it. lan chi jiau bai! Nah people! now you can quote my SOB Story to everyone and learn NOT TO ANNOUNCE before ABSOLUTE confirmation! RUGH! Mold on your private parts!