Saturday, 18 September 2004

Y did the chic?

Why did the chicken cross the road???
The great question we all think about some point in our lives.,so i asked a few persons to see what their point of view was.What Profound answers...

Jessica Simpson 's Answer:Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Gandhi 's Answer:All chickens should peacefully exist by crossing the road.

Steve Jobs 's (Apple) Answer:Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken files into iFood.

Darwin's Answer:Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

(former) Iraq Information Minister:There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken.

Moses's Answer:And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Britney's Answer:Forty-two!

Senator Lieberman's Answer:I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own

Ernest Hemingway's Answer:To die. In the rain. Alone.

Oprah Winfrey's Answer:Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the road.

President Bush's Answer:Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side.".

Saddam Hussein's Answer:This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Sigmund Freud's Answer:The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Buddha's Answer:All creatures must go through suffering.the chicken crosses the road that he may achieve Nirvana.

Colonel Sanders' Answer:Did one of them get away?

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