Wednesday 6 June 2007

Arcana

Wandering Thoughts- The Hermit


Why is it when cartoons die, their eyes turn into an X? Does a vertical line appear to slash across the slit of the eye? Does the Grim Reaper have fun with his black marker? nobody knows-


The Joker-The Fool


Three women escaped from prison....one was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blond. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunny sacks and decided to put them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.

When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him just three gunny sacks. The sheriff told him to find out what was in them.....so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it... and she went "Bow-wow"

so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one. Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went "Meow."

The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blonde said "Potatoes."

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There was a flight that had only four people on it - the pilot, a young boy scout, an elderly pastor and a scholarly-looking gentleman. During the flight the pilot came back and said that they were experiencing engine difficulties and that the plane was going to crash. The good news was that they had parachutes, but the bad news was that there were only three.

Explaining that he had to make a full report of the situation to the authorities he quickly slipped on the parachute and jumped.

The scholarly gentleman stood up next and explained that he had studied at Oxford, Harvard, Yale and other such schools and that he was one of the most intelligent persons in the world. He said that the world needed his wisdom andgreat learning. He grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The pastor considered his age and the fact that he had lived a full life and told the boy that he should use the last parachute. The boy scout calmly said, "Don't worry, we'll both be okay. The most intelligent person in the world just put on my backpack before he jumped."

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I spent the weekend with a really beautiful blond.. While shaving her legs in the morning, she cut herself and before she took care of the cut, she put on plastic gloves. I asked her why and she told me "Nowadays, you have to be extremely careful with the HIV virus, you just never know who might have it!"

The Joyful times - The Sun




That was just a few pictures that gets me smiling when I look at them. i think It's extremely important to keep certain smile inducers with you at most times. It does remind us how great it is to be alive, to have friends and to be able to be with them. One day, the paths may diverge and it's the times you've spent together that pushes you on. Lately i've been on a movie marathon watching in the space of few days-
  • Pirates of the Carribean 3, -long, unsatisfactory ending. Especially the Pharqueshit goddess.
  • Shrek 3, - Funny but feels like such an adult movie, They've forgotten it's for kids.
  • The last Mimsy, - Cool visual effects, lacking story n plot.
  • Napoleon Dynamite,- Just retarded, to the point you laugh too cuz ur retarded too
  • Stranger than Fiction - Can't relate with it, but good concept.
  • Blades of Glory- Just plain funny, one of the better movies I've watched.
  • Next - very cool plot and storyline
And now I will watch 200 pound beauty, I'm quite amazed at the rising asian movie market. I'm glad to live in such an era, being imbued with the knowledge of asian language as well. Plus I love being able to download series like Despo housewives, Family Guy, Heroes, Queer as Folk and other fun series. Movies I'm looking forward to:
  • The Simpsons Movie
  • Bee Movie
  • Harry Potter 5
  • The Nanny Diaries
I would like to give special credit to appreciate my Go To people- It's great when you have people with specialized knowledge to make up for your own incompetence. So a big Thank you to:
  • Tim - my Techno geek
  • Fiona - Personal Politics
  • Cynthia - Personal History keeper (she remembers my stuff better than me)
  • Jeannette - My literature leader
  • Sheryl - The music rememberer
  • Rachell - Shopping Maven
  • Shaza - Arts and Craft
  • Evonne - The SLR camera saint (thanx for all that info!)
  • Sam Goh - studies, college stuff
  • Jonathan Chai - Programming and computer games
  • Winson - Special Preferences
  • Yee Jenn - Anime and Shounen Ai manga.
And many Others that I may not recall at will because the things I go to you for is not as specific. But don't get me wrong, the things you've helped me with are innumerable, I would really be lost in both life and direction on map if I didn't have my important important friends to depends on. oh yeah. Let's not forget family!
  • Dad - Road Direction and Money!
  • Mom- sum pat things and family gossip, inspiration for jokes too!
  • Grandma - food...jiak ming kia, Hokkienness
So I say treasure your GO TO people!

Finally a analysis of the last 8 searches that lead the clueless people to find my blog
Last 8 Keywords:
06/11/07 04:47:42
"cuisine studio" tropicana (Google)
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"cynthia liau" (Google)
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05/21/07 16:04:11
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I'm worried bout what they found with the 7th word...

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